Israel⏤important, as it is one of the most heavily vaccinated countries globally, reported that as of August 2, 2021, 66.9% of Israelis had received at least one dose of Pfizer's injection, and 62.2% had received it two doses. Yet, a day earlier, August 1, the...
This is One Karen You Can’t Cancel
My name is KAREN, and I approve this message.
This morning I got up and took my dog out.
He was acting funny. He wouldn’t listen.
I said, walk. He ran.
I said, sit. He stood.
I couldn’t figure out what was going on.
Then I opened my computer to check my emails. After scrolling through them, I came across an article that explained everything. I am being canceled.
It is bad enough my friends, ex-friends actually, and most of my family don’t talk to me since I made fun of them for parading around in pink vagina hats supporting abortion for all. Worst of all, I live in Florida. I don’t wear a mask. I support MAGA. I expose the communists. I recognize we have a border crisis. I don’t believe that man can control the weather.
As a former teacher, I want our kids to learn reading, writing, and math⏤not how to have sex, become trans, or hate their families, friends, and America. I want them to be taught how to think, not what to think. I want the students to learn common sense, to excel not be mediocre, and get a participation trophy.
But I am being canceled. Who do I call? Did the administration set up a new division, The Cancellation Police? Do I tell my hubby I can’t help on the farm? I tried that it didn’t work. When I told him I couldn’t pull the weeds because I was canceled, he said, “Nice try, Karen. Sorry, you will always be my Karen.”
What do I do? Am I now a victim of name supremacy racism? Will my SSI be canceled? My medicare? My mortgage? My credit cards? My job? Who will help me as my identity is being erased?
The ACLU? SPLC? Who do I sue? Will SCOTUS take my case?
Wait a minute. I took a deep breath. I went over to my CD player. I turned up the volume and played “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor over and over. I followed it up with “We are the Champions” by Queen. I reinforced my personal inner strength; I looked in the mirror and said, “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never harm me.“
The cancel culture fanatics don’t know me. They never met me, so why on earth should I pay the least bit of attention to their stupidity. Besides, people who cancel others are mostly jealous and have no successful lives or accomplishments independently. They get their kicks by trying to destroy someone they don’t even know. Why should I care what they think? They certainly don’t care what I think.
So to all the cancel culture freaks out there who have nothing better to do except let their insecurity, helplessness, and envy run their lives because they are not a Karen, I cancel you. I will not comply.
According to CNN, they will now instill fear about the climate. Fear sells. Students no longer learn science. They learn environmental justice, whatever that is. Let me share some simple tips for your kids and grand-kids, from my days of teaching science:
1. Cold soda contains CO2; you can read it on the label as the soda warms, the CO2 is released until warm soda is flat (no CO2). Therefore, CO2 is released as a result of warming and can not be the cause of warming.
2. Remember, communists, want depopulation – fewer people to control.
No CO2; plants will not produce food. No food, no people. “No people, no problems.” – J Stalin
Mission accomplished. He who controls the food controls the people.
3. When a report on data came out about 2018 being the hottest year on record, I called the FSU author. I asked for the data from 1818. He told me his data only went back 150 years. I then asked how old was the earth. I got silence.
4. At the beginning of class, I put a glass of ice and water on my desk. I colored the water and put a line on the water level. I asked how many think the water will overflow the glass when the ice melts. They were shocked to find the water level remained the same.
At a news conference in Brussels in 2015, Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of U.N.’s Framework Convention on Climate Change, admitted that the goal of environmental activists is not to save the world from ecological calamity but to destroy capitalism. “This is the first time in the history of mankind that we are setting ourselves the task of intentionally, within a defined period of time, to change the economic development model that has been reigning for at least 150 years, since the Industrial Revolution,” she said.
Vaccine Passports, Masks, Covid, Climate, Voter suppression, Racism, Inflation, Riots, Insurrection are all part of the plan. Are you scared yet?
My name is Karen, and I approve this message.
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